The Biggest Indoor Event Of The Season!
Featuring: The Johnsons & The LoveMonkeys
Ø Non-Stop Live Music – Bands Alternate Sets
Ø Kelly’s II, Wind Lake…Less Than 30 Minutes from ANYWHERE!
Ø This Saturday, December 20th
Ø Doors Open @ 7pm, Live Music from 9pm-2am
Ø Only $4 with the donation of a minimum of 2 nonperishable food items
…It’s The 4th Annual Holiday Party / Food Drive!
Ok people… We’re shooting for over 10 barrels of food this year and we need your help, so clean out those cupboards—don’t just bring 2—clean them out (no lima beans please). Normally, you’d pay $7-$8 to see either band play for 3 hours—You’ll get both for a total of 5 hours for only $4 this Saturday. Technically, your donation is also tax-deductible…so you have that goin’ for ya…which is nice. We’ve also checked into the US Federal Tax Law* and you can claim $1.32 for each person you forward this email to—so please forward to at least 10 of your closest friends—you’ll get the tax deduction—and you’ll avoid 23 years of bad luck.
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Since so many of you asked for Christmas lists from us this year, here-goes:
Donny: Pink Lady’s Razors, Kids Bop CD’s…”any volume—they’re all classics”, Costume Jewelry, Lip Gloss
Ricky: Silk Thong Underpants (101 Dalmatians or Toy Story Pattern), American Idol Karaoke CDs, Model Glue…”No Models Necessary--Just Glue Will Be Fine”
JC: Anything Barbie, “Save Michael” T-Shirt, Operation or Mousetrap, Silly String…”and lots of it”
Jeffery: 10,000 square feet of Saran Wrap, Crisco, “Anything” for Scrap-Booking, Any Book By SNL’s Jack Handy
OK, in all seriousness—this will be our last show of the year!!!
We hope to see you Saturday,
Donny, Ricky, JC & Jeffery – The Johnsons
*The Johnsons are not Tax Lawyers, they only play them on TV.